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The Grumpy Old Mansplainer's
COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS

A Compendium of Useful Advice for New Graduates... and Everyone Else.

Things You Didn't Learn In School That You Need to Know.

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Welcome to WyattWoodbee.com

the Companion Website for

The Grumpy Old Mansplainer's COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS

You just graduated. You found the job you wanted, and soon you’ll be off to start your new life. With just a little guidance you can spend significantly less than you earn and still manage to eat well and live comfortably. This book is a collection of hard-earned wisdom and living hacks about apartment hunting, home cooking, car shopping, long-term investment strategy, and other topics.

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WHO IS WYATT WOODBEE??

It all started as a misunderstanding when the College Board of Trustees met to discuss possible commencement speakers. “Wouldn’t it be great if we could get Taylor Swift or Beyoncé?” wondered one trustee aloud. “Why, it WOULD be!” replied the chairman. “Let’s make that happen.” Someone’s SIRI overheard him, and of course SIRI’s hearing isn’t always what it should be. An AI-generated invitation was automatically issued before any human could catch the error.

That’s why this year’s graduating class was regaled not with the soaring oratory of a pop super-diva, but rather the crusty wisdom of a previously-unknown blue collar renaissance man named WYATT WOODBEE. And thus was born a legend, a book, a website, and a way of life.

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Members Will Enjoy This Curated Content:

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Photos

Pictures might be worth a thousand words, but it costs way more than that to publish them. Here you can find photos of everything we mention in the book.

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Links

Ready to hit the links? We’ve got dozens of useful shopping sites linked up for you— online ranchers, discount wine brokers, restaurant supply stores, cooking equipment, and much more.

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Videos

If a picture is worth a thousand words, the a video must be worth millions! We've even included music and movie clips to help tell our stories.

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Recipes

We've rounded up links for dozens of recipes from world-class chefs as well as some useful cooking videos!

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School's out;
life's in session.

Here is a sample of the 'LIFE 101' lessons your professors probably didn't teach you.

  • Ditching the Dorm: How to find and furnish your first "adult" apartment.
  • The Kitchen Manifesto: Why you must learn to cook, what to make, and how to shop like a pro.
  • The High Life for Less: Scoring $50 wines for $15 and never paying retail for clothes.
  • The Big Purchases: Negotiating the best deal on a car and navigating real estate.
  • Life’s Milestones: Throwing a wedding in under a month for less than a week’s pay.
  • Street Smarts: Securing refunds, personal wellness, and long-term financial survival.
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